One Of Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Contestants Has An Interesting Connection To Donald Trump

Thanks to the investigative powers of people on the internet i.e. Reddit( these people are fucking astounding with the amount of grime they can dig up, btw, we love you forever) and Reality Steve( clearly has some kind of pact with Satan ), we’re pretty sure we can safely predict one of the front-runners of the upcoming season of: We don’t know how they found out this info, but somehow they know that former Miss Massachusetts USA Caroline Lunny is reportedly competing. Of all the blondes women who we know will be rivalling next season, Lunny seems to have the chops to take her to the top of the “to watch” list and is already being proclaimed a front-runner to find her lane into Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s bed, and maybe even his nerve. In the lawsuit you don’t understanding your Miss USAs from your Miss Americas,( congrats and good for you) The Miss America program is the one where you have to have a talent and Miss USA is the one where you got sexually assaulted by a guy who is now the President of the United States. So anyway, Lunny was Miss Massachusetts in 2014. So we know she’s already adept at dealing with creeps, which could come in handy for this next Bachelor.

According to her age-old contestant bio, she wanted to host her own Tv depict one day–cue smart-ass statement about how she’s definitely not here for the right reasons. She’s also a big fan of the New England Patriots. Shocking, considering she was Miss Massachusetts and Tom Brady exists.

So what’s she been doing since she lost at the Miss USA pageant? Well, obviously gearing up for a career as a soon-to-be former contestant. She’s in a job that’s easy to get out of: real estate. And she’s pretty busy being super professional there, you know, posting pictures of her fixing up a property with half an ass cheek entirely hanging out. Classic.

So why do we suppose she’ll has become a front-runner? Um, can you visualize her? This photo has total Vanessa vibes, plus this lady is hot AF and probably super charming( unlike the aforementioned “Vanessa”) holding she spent her youth schmoozing pageant magistrates. She also knows her lane around professional jocks. Lunny has been linked to Canadian hockey player Reily Smith. Yeah, I get race car motorists and Canadian hockey players aren’t the upper echelon of jocks you could be dating, but still.

Then again, one of her IG adherents is Jen Saviano, aka the girl who got dumped by Nick Viall on One Redditor pointed out that they both live in the same city and they might know each other, so it’s possible that Caroline is not entirely unconnected to the dealership. I’m not saying this is all a revenge plot to get Caroline on get eradicated, is to continue to seduce Nick and then dump him on national television before becoming the next, but I’m likewise not saying that.