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Here Are Your Weekend Horoscopes For December 15th-17th

Muster up some goddamned vacation applaud, because you’ve got a lot to do this weekend. Don’t expect things to go perfectly; Mercury is still in retrograde, after all. Eat, beverage, and be merry because your diet starts January 1st.

Aries

You’re trying your damnedest not to be a basic bitch this holiday season. But like, do you even understand how hard it is to be original at an ugly sweater party? Genuinely fucking hard. The Sun angles rebellious Uranus in your sign this weekend, signifying you’ll be go looking for ways to stand out from the crowd.

Taurus

Chatty Mercury and Venus in your intimacy zone this weekend means you’re more likely to annoy your boyfriend with a million texts and phone calls. Sorry not sorry, Ryan. The cool thing about the Taurus betch, though, is that you can be needy and those who love you find it endearing, even if it builds the rest of us want to puke.

Gemini

The duality of your sign is that you can crave friendship and independence at the same time. This weekend, you’ll be stoked to participate in the group activity, but you’ll find yourself looking for ways to break away from the pack. The eggnog chugging tournament at your acquaintance’s weird party is a good sign it’s is high time to sneak out the back door.

Cancer

Though you’d ideally like to simply chill the fuck out this weekend and not do anything, there are a few loose ends you need to tie down before really checking out for Christmas. With the Sun and innovative Uranus energizing your work regions, you’ll think of the most efficient ways to get your shit done, so you can start drinking sooner.

Leo

Even though your plans are pretty low-key for the weekend, Mercury in retrograde has other ideas. Expect the unexpected. But that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. Don’t become your nose up at the last-minute invite. Sure, you would like to have proper outfit-planning notice, but honestly, whatever you throw on will probably be fine.

Virgo

Problems arise this weekend when your significant other or roommate fail to abide by your rules, i.e. the best behavior to live. It sucks, but the honest truth is, honey, you’re probably being a little too rigid with your standards. Take a fucking metaphorical( or literal) yoga class and read to bend a little bit.

Libra

After a somewhat hellish, busy week, you’d favor a super relaxing weekend. Alas, that’s not what you get, betch. Things are likely to be a bit hectic with a few surprises thrown in. Of course, Mercury in retrograde likes to shake shit up. If you’re still stressed out, start celebrating Jesus’ birthday early this weekend with a lot of his favorite beverage.( It’s wine .)

Scorpio

You’re not really up for reindeer plays this weekend, but you are able to force yourself into the cold. Clever Mercury and affectionate Venus in your house of money say that it is okay to mix business with pleasure. So, yeah, you might hook up with Trevor from the finance department.

Sagittarius

Usually, I say go with what you know. But it might be time to hit up Pinterest or YouTube for some new ideas on what to do with your holiday makeup this year. Informative Mercury merging with Venus in your sign makes you want to track down tips-off that can improve your appearance. Pro Tip: Say no to glitter. And metals for New Year’s? Groundbreaking.

Capricorn

Mercury teaming with Venus in your subconscious realm reveals what you secretly want out of your relationships. Woah, that shit can get super heavy. Don’t think too much about it over the weekend. Signs of what you need to do about how “youre feeling” will magically come to you … probably while you’re snoozing off after too much spiked apple cider.

Aquarius

Expressive Mercury and affectionate Venus syncing in your social sector mean you might be having a good sob with one of your besties this weekend. Sure, the holiday season always constructs you a little reflective and emotional. Keep a friendly and open vibe so that your friends feel like they can open up to you too. No one should have to blubber like an idiot alone.

Pisces

Your passion for a cause is super obvious to others, so don’t expend the weekend flaunting your knowledge/ arguing about the tax bill or net neutrality or dead polar births or whatever else “re on your” brain. A cold and casual posture this weekend will stimulate you more fun to be around. You can get back on the campaign path on Monday.

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