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5 Celebrities We Really Hope Never Sexually Harassed Anyone


It’s safe to say that by this point in the sex misconduct revelations revolution , no one is safe. And by no one, I signify no girl is safe because we never ought to have, and no male actor is safe because legit everyone appears to be somewhere on the sexual predator spectrum.( It’s like the Kinsey scale, except instead of who you want to sleep with, it’s your likelihood of pulling your dick out without permission .) TBH we should probably stop looking up to any famous humen, because sexual misconduct believe that there is the more common side effect of celebrity.

But while it definitely feels like it’s time to re-write our listing of favorite movies and Tv shows to include only those with strong girl leadings, I am still holding onto some shred of hope that not every male actor/ comedian/ TV host is a sexual harasser. Because if I have to throw out any more of my favorite DVDs because Kevin Spacey the starring is a disgusting fucking shit, I’m going to lose it. So to Hollywood and the year 2017, I beg of you: Please don’t let any of the following precious boys likewise be swine. We need some good ones on our screens in our lives.

1. Tom Hanks

Is there anyone more wholesome than Forrest Gump? Tom Hanks even made a relationship with a volleyball seem endearing. Look, I know Rita Wilson is a badass betch so I doubt she would stand for any bullshit, but if the working day I have to boycott or when it’s on basic cable because Tom Hanks is ruined, I’ll die. I’ll only die.


2. Ryan Gosling

Hey daughter gross male entitlement, don’t destroy our favorite meme actor. I may or may not have a repetition nightmare in which Ryan’sing me like he did in while he whispers feminist sweet nothings in my ear. My daydreams would literally be crushed if it turns out he’s a creep–so just no, please. He’s Canadian though, so it’s fairly unlikely. They ask permission and apologize for everything…right?


3. Jeff Goldblum

I know he plays a really great creep in the movies, but IRL he is everyone’s favorite uncle/ jazz musician/ dinosaur scientist. Like a fine George Clooney wine, he gets better with age, and I merely couldn’t take it if someone gave me a legitimate reason to take him off my “exception list”. P.S. recollect when he posed in someone’s dino themed marriage photos? Ugh, I love him.


4. Channing Tatum

I’m hoping that his experience of being objectified by wives as a stripper in southern Florida would make this pretty unlikely, but it’s 2017 and he does have a penis, so anything dreadful is possible. But Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum are legit couple aims and I’m counting on the fact that Beyonce would never step foot on stage with him unless he was anything but perfect, so I think we’re good here.


5. Alex Trebek

I’ll take “entirely unacceptable” for $600, please. Trebek has graced our screens for what is like centuries now and joins merely Tom Selleck in the club of men who appear better WITH a mustache. He’s the only person that can make me feel simultaneously stupid AND cared for–and generations of the status of women, aspiring contestants, and the best SNL sketch of all time would be devastated if he turned out to be anything but wholly( and consentually) huggable.


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